I hate homemade sweaters.

I am a kamikaze gadfly.

I bruise like a grape.

Look, not embracing the ‘Today’ show is soooo yesterday.

Oh, this has got to be something humorus.

I still don’t know how to cook and that’s just unacceptable.

It’s interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.

I was not a jock in high school. I know, you’re shocked.

If there’s one thing that everyone can agree on, it’s that, right or wrong, they hate the press.

Yes, I still love ‘South Park,’ but I also love morning TV now.